Saturday, September 5, 2009

Getting Sad Now

Lindsay Lohan is a huge True Blood fan. She wants to be on the show so bad that she is willing to completely humiliate herself - by posting pics of herself, with vampire fangs, on Twitter.

What am I saying? Lohan is beyond humiliating herself. That bridge was crossed. That dam was busted. That...uh...oil derrick...was...destroyed in a fire John Wayne couldn't stop.

True Blood's producers were, I'm sure, deeply impressed by Lindsay's display.