Megan Fox thinks she has a mental disorder because she's obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and believes she is going to die young like the famous blonde icon."I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe," Megan said. "I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is."
I've pinpointed what it is for you Megan. You ready?
You're a vapid twat.
And my money is on you not dying young. My money is on you living until at least 90 and never shutting up the whole time. And stop joshing us with that stuff about reading books. You think we're that easy to play?
