Britney Spears has checked herself back into rehab, TMZ reports. No, this is not an accidental repeat of the post from two days ago - she has actually checked herself back into rehab again, again.
Okay, so - anything else going on in the world? Let's see...[rustling newspaper sounds] Hmm, Dick Cheney says Democrats who criticize the troop surge are validating Al-Qaeda's strategy. Well, at least someone has a strategy, eh Dick? God, why couldn't that man just choke on a sausage and...
What's that? You say she's still in rehab? Okay...
Breaking News: Britney Still In Rehab
It's been about fifteen minutes since I clicked on TMZ and saw that Britney Spears was back in rehab, and reportedly, Britney is still in rehab. I repeat, pop-star Britney Spears is still in rehab - as far as we know...
Gaaaaaaaa!
