The above grainy image purports to show Paris Hilton using the wacky tobacky while riding in a car. We know it's actually Paris because the person who took the picture says so. So now what? Am I supposed to make a joke about how Paris smoking a joint isn't exactly the most startling thing in the world? See, I don't like stories like this, because they put me in the position of actually sympathizing with Paris, a person who is otherwise completely revolting. Let Paris smoke her dope in peace, I guess is what I'm saying. I mean, if you were Paris Hilton, how the hell else would you be able to live with yourself? You'd have to be stoned all the time. You would have no choice.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Paris Smoking A Joint
The above grainy image purports to show Paris Hilton using the wacky tobacky while riding in a car. We know it's actually Paris because the person who took the picture says so. So now what? Am I supposed to make a joke about how Paris smoking a joint isn't exactly the most startling thing in the world? See, I don't like stories like this, because they put me in the position of actually sympathizing with Paris, a person who is otherwise completely revolting. Let Paris smoke her dope in peace, I guess is what I'm saying. I mean, if you were Paris Hilton, how the hell else would you be able to live with yourself? You'd have to be stoned all the time. You would have no choice.
