Australian actress Naomi Watts (who I'm legally obligated to describe as a "beauty") has gotten knocked up by her stunningly wooden and uptight-looking non-husband Liev Schreiber. US Weekly takes a break from cataloguing the downfall of Britney Spears (about whom, more in a moment) to report that the couple were seen dining at New York's Pastis restaurant on February 18, and that Naomi looked "visibly pregnant." Excited now?
By the way, we're sort of jumping to conclusions when we report that she was knocked up by Schreiber. We don't have any proof of that. I mean, there's no video, and so far no one has ordered a DNA test. But, since they're together, we just assumed...oh fuck it, Britney's out of rehab again! I shit you not!
