Singer James Blunt was involved in a car accident outside a pre-Oscar party Saturday, say authorities. There's no word yet as to Blunt's exact role in said mishap, but reportedly, it involved a man having his foot run over.
So, there's your story - James Blunt was completely drunk and ran over a guy's foot, crushing the bones to a powder. The man was rushed to a hospital where the foot was amputated. Then the other foot was amputated just to be on the safe side. Then his left arm was taken off just for giggles.
Blunt's model girlfriend Petra Nemcova is said to be even more distraught than she was when the tsunami hit and she wound up bear-hugging a palm tree for three days. "Why am I going out with James Blunt?" Petra is asking herself. Same question everyone else has been asking for months.
