Slaggy Sienna Miller has got herself a new man - well-known lady-killer and current Calvin Klein model Jamie Burke. So is it a serious relationship? Who knows. They certainly seem into each other in the above picture, taken Monday while the two were vacationing at a secluded Mexican beach. Of course, we thought Sienna was into Sean Combs not long ago too. And old Jamie's had himself quite a string of recent lovers as well - Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love (Courtney Love?).Damn, Sienna's actually a major upgrade over the stuff Jamie's been rolling around with lately. I mean, at least she has her original face and body parts. And if she's any kind of a cokehead at least she hasn't been fool enough to be caught doing it on film like Kate. But I don't know - Jamie Burke? I don't actually know anything about this guy, other than that he likes sucking face with Sienna Miller on a beach while holding a guitar (oh, whip out your guitar and any lady can be yours). I was hoping Sienna would hook up with someone a little more well-known, so we could get some juicy dirt out of it. George Clooney maybe. Or Colin Farrell. You know, someone people actually care about.
Oh well, I guess the important thing is that Sienna's happy. And that, when he sees the pictures, Jude Law is going to rip what remains of his hair out in a fit of jealousy. Damn, wish I could see that.
