"Oh yeah, I told her. I said, like, Britney, you better slow down hon, but she doesn't listen to me. She doesn't listen to anybody. She's like out of control man...hey, look. A penny!"
"Hmm, I don't know. I just don't look good in black. I wonder if Britney would mind me wearing pink to her funeral..."
"Ha, I look like Nicole. I wonder if Brody Jenner will try to use me to advance his career now. Nah, he only likes fatties - like Nicole."
