Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are not yet satisfied with the size of their brood, and have thus begun the process of adopting a new Vietnamese baby - an orphan boy to be precise. Jolie and Pitt, who recently moved to New Orleans, already have three kids, one (Shiloh) via the old traditional get drunk/insert penis route, and two (Zahara and Mad-Dog Maddox) through adoption.
This news comes on the heels of recent reports that Angelina Jolie was in emotional turmoil after the death of her own mother, and had seen her weight drop to as low as 109 pounds. Yeah, sounds like Angelina's in great shape to welcome another baby into the family. But, maybe that's just Angelina's way of coping - some take drugs when they're miserable, some go to shrinks, some adopt orphans. At this rate Brad and Angie are going to have a whole damn houseful of little therapeutic nippers running around. I'll stick to pills and booze, thanks very much. Pills don't start wailing at two in the morning, and booze never takes a shit while sitting in your lap.
