Orlando Bloom, Leo DiCaprio and Penelope Cruz pose together at the Global Green USA pre-Oscar benefit for global warming. Bloom pays tribute to nature by impersonating a cactus. So we've got two Oscar nominees here and...Orlando Bloom. Well, at least he has his youth, and his looks, and eventually he may learn how to fix his hair. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for him to win any Oscars though. Guy's about as dynamic as roadkill. Seriously, I've seen squashed raccoons that had more personality. "Hey, scrape that critter up and sign him. Boy's got something."
By the way - two of the three people in this picture like having sex with women. And Orlando isn't one of them.
