Let's play a little game of who's the hottest (with pics from last night's Armani Oscar celebration):
Contestant Number 1 - Clive Owen:
Crabbie loves Clive - he's half a caveman, yet still strangely elegant. Ooh, but is he getting a little paunchy?
Contestant Number 2 - Josh Hartnett:
All right Josh, here's the deal - if you're gonna go casual, go casual. The jeans are fine, but um - the jacket? Why does it look like it's about to stab you in the chin? It almost seems like Josh showed up at the party with his regular old rolled-out-of-bed duds on, and somebody said he needed a jacket, and this was all there was. I want to believe that anyway. Unfortunately, I have a sneaking hunch Josh picked this out for himself. It makes him look like a waiter for the undead.
Contestant number 3 - Leonardo DiCaprio:
See Josh? That's how you do dressed-up-but-not-too-dressed-up. No tie. Unbuttoned collar (but no chest-hair showing). Little chin-stubble. Leo wins.