Kevin Federline has a strategy for getting custody of his two kids with Britney Spears - just lay low and let the crazy bitch blow it for herself.
"He is just waiting for her to get worse," a friend of Federline's told the New York Daily News. "She is only hurting herself right now."
She's only hurting herself right now - understatement of the year, buddy.
Of course, Hollywood is a pretty weird place. Clubbing every night of the week and mysteriously shaving one's head might make waves in Tulsa, but on the left coast, such behaviors are not quite so extreme, and ultimately may not play much into the court's decision as to who gets custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston. What matters, according to attorney Nathan Goldberg, is the face-to-face time with evaluators:
"The custody evaluator will want to observe each of them interacting with the children to see how they behave with the children and how the children relate to them."
So, if the kids get a load of their bald mommy and run screaming into Federline's arms - that's game-over, I guess.
