Ellen Degeneres and Jamie Foxx. Well Ellen, at least you made someone laugh last night...(Foxx totally wants a three way with Ellen and Portia).
Ron Howard talks to Jay Leno. I heard Ron was thinking of doing a re-make of The Elephant Man. Leno would be perfect for the lead - wouldn't even have to make him up.
Madonna and Forest Whitaker. Sorry Madonna, you can't adopt him. Angelina beat you to it.
Nicole Kidman, Meryl Streep, Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey. That's some girl-power there, kids. There's also a yin-yang quality to this picture, isn't there? And damn - look at Oprah's boobs. What, was she trying to out-bazoom Jennifer Hudson? Maybe they should've had Oprah sing that song with Jennifer during the ceremony. Then poor Beyonce wouldn't have had to pop a blood vessel in her head.
Isla Fisher aka Sacha Baron Cohen's squeeze cozies up to Portia de Rossi. You know Cohen sent Isla over to ask Portia for a three-way. All right, that's two three-way jokes about Portia de Rossi. I apologize.
Spike Lee and Orlando Bloom? What, was some photographer going around the room just randomly throwing people together?I see Orlando still hasn't gotten hold of a comb. Judging by his eyes, I'd say he did get his hands on some blow, though. And apparently that wasn't all Orlando got his hands on over the weekend - according to the Daily Mirror, Orlando's mitts were pretty damn busy at the Soho House pre-Oscar party too. Busy with Penelope Cruz, who was seen having drinks with him in a corner, and then with Ray Winston's daughter Jaime, whom Orlando took to a tucked-away spot after Penelope left. Both young women, it's reported, were treated to a good deal of groping, and gave their share back as well. But the winner was Penelope, who was seen in Orlando's arms Saturday night at the Chateau Marmont.
