Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Wrath Of Keira

Another day, another picture of Keira Knightley glaring angrily at photographers. No Keira, it doesn't matter how much you show your displeasure - they're never going to stop pestering you. As long as you remain famous, that is. If you really want them to leave you alone, the answer is to move someplace far away, rent a trailer and get a job waiting tables. Of course, then you won't be invited to anymore swanky parties, and you won't have the dough to fly Kenyan masseurs into whatever city you're staying in at three in the morning just cause you feel like it. Sucks to be a star, don't it Keira dear?