Britney Spears isn't the only famous odd-ball going through a crisis right now - movie star/savior of humanity Angelina Jolie is also having her troubles (albeit somewhat less publicly). The problems for Jolie stem partly from the recent death of her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, and partly from her and Brad Pitt's move to New Orleans, which has left her without a support system. According to one of Jolie's pals, the actress has been steadily losing weight since her mother's death, and is down to 109 pounds. She has been trying to remedy her loneliness by flying her L.A. friends into New Orleans, but it doesn't appear to be working.
Well, it's pretty obvious what the problem is for Jolie - she's been in civilization too long (if you wanna call New Orleans civilization). What Angelina needs is a nice trip to some backwater nation full of refugees and amputee orphans and other people for her to bestow her charity upon. New Orleans may be messed-up, but it's still the United States - there are plenty of organizations and things operating down there, and people are able to get their stuff together without any help from movie stars. So, Angelina just feels superfluous down there. Either that or she's just a crazy broad who was inevitably going to start losing it, no matter what sort of lifestyle she chose for herself. Maybe, what Angelina really needs is a completely new persona - something 180-degrees removed from the Mother Teresa act she's been putting on for so long. A return to her old daughter-of-Satan routine might be good for her. You know, get away from the stress of trying to save the world, engage in a little relaxing cattle mutilation, maybe stage a black-mass. I'm sure her brother would be up for it - cause we know he's up for almost anything.
