Eva Longoria and fiance Tony Parker are in St. Tropez celebrating their impending nuptials. Here Eva shows her happiness by wearing a bikini fit for a Bond girl. Wouldn't be fishing for a future role there, would we Eva?
Here's a pose that makes a hetero male's wiener go limper than a noodle. She didn't get something she wanted, and now everyone's gonna know about it.
Tony Parker and his boys enjoy a leap from a boat. That's Tony there on the right airing out his ass-crack. Actually, it looks like they're all ventilating their rectums. And Eva's down there taking a picture of it. Beats bird-watching I guess.
Yeah, they're happy now - cause they're not married yet. I hope in a year they remember this magical time right before the wedding. Cause it will be their last set of memories that don't involve bitterness, acrimony and hatred.
