Perez Hilton hangs out with Tori Spelling in Malibu. So this is what Perez is reduced to - befriending Tori Spelling. Oh I know, the reverend Tori is the new favorite of gays because she's allowed to marry us now. How did she get ordained anyway - by answering an ad in the back of Honcho?
I'm not even going to say anything about Perez's outfit - except that he looks like a candy corn. A big dumb gay candy corn who doesn't have to worry about getting shot when he goes out hunting deer.
