Britney went out to club Ritual with her pal last night. I sorta like her color choices here - I guess she is capable of kind of getting it together now and then.
No idea who Britney's friend is. Britney probably doesn't know either. She just picks people up she meets on the street and asks them to be her friend. Sad.
Britney got lonely and bought herself a new puppy. This chick gets a new animal like once a week. What does she do with all of them? Sell them to Korean restaurants after she gets tired of them? More than one has been smothered to death after she passed out on top of them, I'm betting.
"Look out evil Paparazzi, it's Britzo, brave defender of the peons. Take that and that and that..."
"Oh God, I know that sound. Sean Preston? Are you okay sugar?"
