The Florida police have finally gotten around to arresting Nick Hogan for crashing his car in August and rendering his "friend" John Graziano more brain-dead than a Bush twin.
Hogan, the son of roided-up wrestling superstar Hulk, turned himself in to Clearwater, Florida cops this morning and was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. After a long investigation, police have decided to charge Hogan with reckless driving - tough pinning that one down I'm sure - and have also cited him for operating a vehicle with a blood alcohol level of .02 or higher while being under 21.
When asked to comment, Hulk Hogan said something unintelligible about all the little Hulkamaniacs remembering to take their vitamins, brother. Then he began foaming at the mouth and had to be tasered.
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