Friday, November 2, 2007

Nicole Richie Is Trying To Kill Her Unborn Child


Nicole Richie is not doing a very good job of being pregnant. In fact, given some of the activities she's been engaging in, it's possible she may be trying to out-and-out kill the poor little unborn pooper.

Sources say Nicole has smoked, sunbathed, dyed her hair and lounged in a jacuzzi during her pregnancy - all things doctors tell expectant mothers not to do (unless they want a nicotine-addicted, baked, chemically-mutated child). A Richie pal told the Star:

Nicole could be doing real damage to the child, without even knowing it. ... She’s being very careless. She just doesn’t want to be pregnant anymore. She’s tired of it. The thrill has definitely worn off. [She] feels like she’s been pregnant for years, not months!

Nicole has also reportedly not been eating right (shocker). Said the friend:

She had body image issues before she was pregnant. She’s tired of her body growing , and she to be done with it all. ... She figures she’s doing the best she can, and if that isn’t good enough for other people, well, that’s just tough.

Considering that Nicole only got pregnant because she misguidedly thought it would help her avoid jailtime, it shouldn't be any big surprise to anyone that she's not taking the whole thing seriously now. I mean, what did we ever figure the odds were of this kid being born healthy anyway? It would be a miracle if this kid came out as anything other than a poor quaking little crackbaby. Such a shame.

(source)