Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr has accused putrid heiress Paris Hilton of stealing a dress while the two were backstage together at a recent event. Kerr wrote on her blog:
I was standing by my clothes and [Paris] goes, "I want that dress," and she pointed to my dress … and she stole it.
Paris, Kerr says, was ultimately trumped by an even more vile and vicious bitch, Naomi Campbell, who coveted the dress Paris took, and had the event planner wrest it from her (that must've been some dress). Finally, Naomi Campbell does something positive for humanity. Too bad she couldn't have had someone beat Paris up in the process - or just beaten the bitch up herself.
The sub-plot of the Paris/Kerr unpleasantness concerns Brandon Davis, who was recently dating Kerr until she dumped him. Paris supposedly hates Kerr because of the way she treated Brandon, and her dress-snatching was therefore some kind of revenge tactic. I call total absolute bullshit on this! Paris now hates Greasy, because he's a loser who's always hitting everyone up for money, and would never stick up for him. She obviously just wanted that dress. And hates Kerr because Kerr is pretty, while she herself is a beak-nosed, wonky-eyed freak of nature.
Of course Kerr herself, beyond her superficial attractiveness, is no better than Paris. I mean, she slept with Brandon Davis for God's sake. That practically disqualifies her as a human being in my book.
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