There's trouble in Simpson paradise kids.
Okay, there's always trouble in Simpson paradise, but now there's new trouble, and it revolves around Ashlee's boy-toy Pete Wentz. Pretty much everyone thinks Pete and Ashlee are a terrific couple - the coordinated Emo wardrobes, the matching vacant expressions - but apparently this sentiment is not shared by the one whose opinion matters most: Papa Joe.
Yes kids, shocking as it seems, Papa Joe does not like Pete Wentz. The Simpson patriarch's negative opinion of Pete reportedly arises from an interview the rocker recently did with Blender magazine in which he admitted to kissing men - that sort of thing just don't sit well with a God-fearing, straight-laced fellow like Papa Joe. So, Joe has told Ashlee that Pete isn't welcome when the family celebrates Christmas. Little Ashlee is reportedly upset about the turn of events, but will honor her father's wishes. What choice does she have, when Papa Joe can rip her credit cards and have her nose repossessed?
Papa Joe objecting to Pete Wentz's apparent bi-sexuality is sort of laughable. I mean, what is Papa Joe's point anyway? That Pete is some kind of pervert who's dangerous to his little girl? Or is he just jealous that Pete gets to touch her boobs and smell her hair now and he doesn't?
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