Television icon David Hasselhoff is losing his battle with the bottle, reports the National Enquirer.
The tab says the Hoff, whose alcoholism became a matter of public amusement after a video was released of him attempting to consume a cheeseburger while shit-faced, has checked himself into Cedars-Sinai for alcohol poisoning not once but twice this month. A source related Hoff's condition after one particularly heavy bender:
David was a total mess. He'd urinated on himself. He was drooling and slurring so badly you couldn't understand a word. He goes into the hospital with alcohol poisoning, comes out and says he's cured, then does it again. [Daughters] Taylor and Hayley fear their nightmare will end with a call from cops saying: "We've found your father dead."
This is sad, really. I mean, guy can't pull himself together worth a damn, and those poor kids have to watch it happening. The Hoff really needs to be locked up in some rehab for his own good it sounds like. And honestly, if he doesn't know this by now - if he hasn't looked into his precious little daughters' faces yet and figured out what a selfish bastard he's being - then he's really nothing more than a big steaming pile of shit. That's what I think, anyway.
(source)
