Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are vehemently denying claims by a slutty French model (redundancy) that she's been getting it on with Tony behind Eva's back for months. Cue the obligatory Parker statement:
I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.
Of course you've never been happier Tony - you're married to a broad who has her own money, and you're nailing a hot French model on the side.
Eva added her own statement:
Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.
The question, Eva, is have you been the perfect wife? Sounds to me like the answer is "no."
The Crabster isn't in the habit of handing out advice, but I'm going to give some to Eva right now. Eva dear - let the man give you a cum-facial if he wants. So it's bad for your skin. You think all that gook you cake on your mush already is making for a happy epidermis?
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