Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Tony Parker Is A Low-Down Dog


X17 has exclusively broken a report that Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker has been cheating on him with a model he allegedly met at their wedding. A video posted on X17 shows the slag, Alexandra Paressant, confessing to meeting Parker in Paris for a rendezvous, then traveling to San Antonio to see him again. Paressant says she met Parker through French soccer player Thierry Henry, and went on to trade naughty text messages and phone calls with Parker, finally hooking up with him in September.

Paressant recalls the Paris meeting:

We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne.

Hmm...so Parker wanted to squirt in Longoria's face but she wouldn't let him because it would give her acne? Well, that's one way to get out of it.

Paressant recounts what Tony said of his marriage to Eva:

Everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life.

Clearly.

As to whether Longoria was aware of her husband's affair, Paressant said:

I don't think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous.

Well, she knows about it now Alexandra. And good job dropping that personal info about her - now she'll know for sure you're not lying. If she's really as jealous as you say, I expect she's already been on the phone to a divorce lawyer.

What you get for marrying a Frenchman, Eva dear.

(source)