Lindsay Lohan is no longer welcome at Santa Monica's Shutter on the Beach hotel after she and now ex-boyfriend Riley Giles befouled one of its rooms.
According to some joint called Hotel Chatter, Lindz and Rilez spent three days holed up inside a room at Shutter, during which time they emptied the mini-bar, strewed cigarette butts all over the place, spread what is being (probably charitably) described as filth everywhere and...here's the kicker...left a bloody syringe on a room service tray that had to be cleaned up by hazardous waste removal professionals.
Now, let's see...Lindsay met Riley in rehab, which means their little hotel escapade must've happened after they both got out. So I guess this means that, for at least one of them, the rehab didn't take. Unless the bloody syringe was just from them doing experiments. You know, trying to advance medical knowledge. Maybe they were holed up in there attempting to find a cure for the plague that is about to sweep across the world, killing most of humanity. Or, maybe they are just a couple of sick junkie freaks.
I don't know about you, but the thought of having to clean up after Lindsay Lohan just makes me want to blow chunks all over my keyboard. I mean, if that guy from Dirty Jobs did a show on the people who disinfected that hotel room...that would have to be a two-part special. With a big viewer discretion warning on it. Something like, "If you want to go on living without knowing the depths of disgustingness to which human beings are capable of sinking, then don't watch this show."
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