Lovable Scientology butterball Kirstie Alley is running her yap about how brilliant she is, and about all the wonderful stuff being a Scientologist allows you to do. Here's Kirstie going on and on about her "Super Power Expansion Project":
I'm walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different . . . My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of "mankind" — it really irritated me!
Then I realized why mankind upset me so much — it's because I wasn't taking responsibility! . . . Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind . . . I've made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I'm going to help this group and help this planet, and it's real . . . I want everybody in the universe to experience this.
Not just everybody in the world, but everybody in the universe.
And these people aren't raging egomaniacs?
I wonder if Kirstie even knows what she's supposed to be talking about. Cause most of what Scientologists say is just blather. They use all their L. Ron terminology, and think they sound so smart. That's mostly what Scientology is I think - a way of speaking that makes idiots think they're saying something profound.
Here's another question I have: Why are there so many fat Scientologists? Kirstie is willing to "take responsibility" for her feelings about mankind, but she's not taking any responsiblity for her feelings about cheesecake. Doesn't she know cheesecake is full of bad Thetans? I'm telling you, if she doesn't clear this eating thing, she'll never make it across the bridge to the tenth dynamic where all the four-armed albino Leprechauns live.
(Memo to all the people who keep accusing the Crabster of hating Scientology. I don't hate Scientology - I hate Scientologists. Big difference.)
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