Here's some deliciousness...apparently, Brad Pitt got upset when he heard Tom Cruise was getting the first one of those new limited edition Ducati motorcycles all the famous small-dicked guys are sweet on. So, to prevent anyone else from getting one before him, Brad had emails sent out to various UPS terminals telling them to freeze shipments of the bikes. Denzel Washington and Michael Jordan both allegedly complained to UPS when they found out they had to wait for their new two-wheeled penises to be delivered.
This story is beyond terrific. Too bad there's no way it's true.
I mean, think about it people...Brad Pitt sends some emails to UPS and they stop shipments? Sorry, but there's no way Brad has that kind of pull.
I don't care that TMZ claims to have copies of these emails. This story is 100% grade-A bullshit.
I'm still going to pray it's true though. Cause if it is...it's the greatest story ever.
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