Jessica Alba keeps doing interviews, in spite of the fact that she's already said everything that's ever been in her brain, and all she can do anymore is repeat herself like a broken record.
Jessica tells Marie Claire about being picked-on as a kid:
I had a lot of haters. They’d unzip my backpack so my books would fall out. They’d tie my shoes together. They’d "accidentally" spill lunches on me.
Oh no - they tied your shoes together? Those bastards.
How long did it take you to figure out they were like that by the way? Three days? Four?
Jessica shares her pithy observations about Hollywood's perception of women:
There’s a lot of pressure on women to fulfill certain fantasies. They expect you to be a little bit of a tart, to flirt with all the men. A lot of women do it. But I’m not doing that. I talk with these guys about their wives and kids right away. When they say inappropriate things, I let them, because boys will be boys, but I’m not looking to participate in their conversations.
Um, Jessica - it's Hollywood. It's all about fantasy. If you don't want to be forced into that position, then quit. Go do hair for a living or wait tables. If you're not too retarded to handle those jobs, that is.
Jessica talks about how she had no one to look up to as a kid:
When I was a little girl, I always wanted someone to look up to. I think identity was a big deal to me because I didn’t fit in with one certain race. I always wanted someone who looked like me, who was a positive role model.
Oh, poor multi-ethnic Jessica. She never had a role model. You should've run away with home and found a nice pack of stray dogs to raise you. Then you would've at last discovered friends who wouldn't judge you or tell you how stupid you were or tie your shoelaces together.
Seriously - Alba is almost as bad as Keira Knightley. Knightley's worse though cause she's half-smart. Alba is so dumb you just feel sorry for her.
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