Elizabeth Hurley has decided to quit acting to be with her son Damian.
"Filming is very hard with a child," Hurley explained, "and I found I wasn't able to be a good mum and do movies.
"I really do very little film work at all. I decided I couldn't really do movies anymore, which was a huge decision because I love making movies.
"But I didn't want to be the sort of mother who was abroad filming all the time and away from my son and I didn't want to take Damian out of school to travel with me and be educated by tutors."
Right Liz - you quit movies because of your son. The decision had nothing to do with the fact that you never got offered any parts except to play some dirty Englishman's girlfriend.
Sorry Liz, dear - you got into movies because of your looks. Now those are going. So, you have nothing to offer. But at least you're married to some rich guy, and have a son to spoil. And of course there's your favorite hobby - pissing off Hindus.
