Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Nicole Richie's Baby is Better Than Christina Aguilera's


It's official - Nicole Richie's baby Harlow is better than Christina Aguilera's baby Max.

This conclusion has been reached using the only truly valid criterion - magazine sales.

The People magazine issue with Harlow on the cover outsold the one with Max by 1.8 to 1.5 million copies. Therefore, Harlow is the superior child.

Obviously, Max is doomed to be a complete failure. Aguilera might as well get him signed up for special ed classes now. The shortbus will be coming for him soon.

Harlow, meanwhile, can look forward to a long life battling alcoholism. Ain't being a celeb baby great?