Thursday, March 6, 2008

Patrick Swayze Not on the Verge of Death. His Career, Alas, is Already a Goner.


Patrick Swayze
has pancreatic cancer, which is a bummer. However, contrary to certain media reports, the former actor is not on the verge of death.

"Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far," says Dr. George Fisher. "All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic."

So there you go...Swayze's not about to die. There's still a chance Roadhouse 2 could happen. And I don't know about you, but I've just been dying for Red Dawn 2. I want to know what happened to all those plucky Wolverines after they got done fighting the dirty Reds. Maybe they all buffed up and became exotic dancers. I'm hoping.