Jamie Lynn Spears took baby Maddie on her first trip to Wal-Mart yesterday. Those who aren't white trash have no idea what a huge deal that is. It's like your first communion only ten times bigger and with a lot more lead-tainted toys and huge vats of ketchup. "One day you will work here little Maddie," Jamie Lynn whispered to her daughter, "and you will get a 15% discount. Then you will buy mommy lots and lots of Diet Coke and tampons." You gotta dream big.
