Dolly Parton has her tits all in a bunch over the media's treatment of professional skanks Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. "Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan," Parton said. "Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!"
Dolly continued the "hilarity" when someone asked her if she'd consider running for president. "I think there have been enough boobs in the White House," she said. Thanks Dolly...I really needed this trip back to Hee Haw times. Can you return me to 2008 now? You know, the glorious future? Where Botox and anti-gravity bras are commonplace?
