
Michael Lohan is still out-of-the-loop when it comes to daughter Lindsay's life. For instance...everyone in the universe knows Lindsay is planning to marry Sam Ronson sometime later this year. Well, everyone except Michael that is.
"I haven’t heard anything [about a wedding] from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle," Michael told MSNBC's The Scoop. "She knows about my [Christian] faith … she just wouldn’t ask."
He's burning with rage inside...you just know it. He'd be on the phone with Lindsay day and night trying to talk her back to the dick-loving side...if only he knew her number.