Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again according to the National Enquirer, and she and mother Lynne are reportedly hysterical. "Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out," a source said. Jamie Lynn apparently believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. At least that's what the guy told her. "You know I hate those nasty rubbery things, Jamie Lynn." I refer to the father as "that guy" because no one yet knows who it is. It very likely isn't the pipe-layer kid but another random dick. Perhaps a guy who does drywall or drives a forklift. Jamie Lynn's friends are reportedly urging her to get an abortion, but that would of course mean eternal damnation for Jamie Lynn who is looking forward to heaven after a life lived mostly in Louisiana.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Churning Them Out
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again according to the National Enquirer, and she and mother Lynne are reportedly hysterical. "Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out," a source said. Jamie Lynn apparently believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. At least that's what the guy told her. "You know I hate those nasty rubbery things, Jamie Lynn." I refer to the father as "that guy" because no one yet knows who it is. It very likely isn't the pipe-layer kid but another random dick. Perhaps a guy who does drywall or drives a forklift. Jamie Lynn's friends are reportedly urging her to get an abortion, but that would of course mean eternal damnation for Jamie Lynn who is looking forward to heaven after a life lived mostly in Louisiana.
