Joaquin Phoenix wants us all to know he's done acting. Terrific! Goodbye Joaquin. Have fun pretending to be a musician. Honestly, does this guy think we're going to get all sobby and beg him not to retire? "Oh Joaquin - please don't do this to us. You were so great in Walk the Line and Gladiator and...um...that other stuff you did that I'm sure was great too." Oh, right - Signs. God, that movie made me laugh my butt off. When he told that story about the girl almost puking on him while they were kissing - comedy gold man. Nobody writes funny better than M. Night Shyamalan. Of course we know he doesn't mean to be funny, but that's exactly what makes it funny.
