This dramatic video shows Rihanna apparently becoming ill during a concert and rushing off the stage. Okay, so maybe "dramatic" isn't exactly the right word. "Mildly interesting?" Paramedics had to tend to Rihanna backstage at any rate. I don't know what happened after that. Maybe she died. Maybe she puked up an entire bucket of jizz. Maybe the whole thing was Beyonce's plot to do away with her. Oh, sorry - Sasha Fierce's plot. Beyonce would never do that sort of thing.