Ashley Olsen is currently vacationing in Mexico. Vacationing? This whole bitch's life is a vacation. The only people involved in the Olsen Twins empire doing any actual work are the Chinese children who make their stuff for sixteen cents an hour. All so these coked-up bitches can lounge in the sun. What a world, kids. What a world.
"Ooh, come here quick. I found a two-headed ant!"
Thank God for underwear.By the way, if you look closely at the area of Ashley's feet, you will see a head poking up. Oh my God. She's had someone's head chopped off! Poor sap must've accidentally made eye-contact.
"I am sooooo hot..."(You're not sweetie.)
"Oh shit, she saw us...""Run guys. Old lady Olsen's coming..."
When posing like the sluttiest trailer-park denizen in recorded history, always remember to be clutching a drink, and make sure you have on your cheapest sunglasses. Now, cock the hip like a porn actress posing for a DVD cover. That's right. Work it girl. You got it. Mmm-hmm...(Picture source: Fame)
