Pirates Of the Caribbean "beauty" Keira Knightley appears ready to eat a photographer for breakfast. What am I saying - we know Keira doesn't eat. All right, she's ready to stomp his brains out then. Apparently, Keira believes she's somehow entitled to privacy. As the Dirty Disher would say, Pfft. You're a celeb Keira. You don't get to have a private life now. And glowering at people only makes you look pissy, and even uglier than usual. What you need is a positive outlook - like Tara Reid. She gets her picture taken all the time, and when was the last time you saw her with anything but a smile on her face? Of course, it's a drunken grin, but still, it's a grin. So, there's your solution Keira - lots of alcohol. Then maybe you won't be such a stroppy cow (who dresses like a senile old woman).
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Keira Knightley Doesn't Like Having Her Picture Taken
Pirates Of the Caribbean "beauty" Keira Knightley appears ready to eat a photographer for breakfast. What am I saying - we know Keira doesn't eat. All right, she's ready to stomp his brains out then. Apparently, Keira believes she's somehow entitled to privacy. As the Dirty Disher would say, Pfft. You're a celeb Keira. You don't get to have a private life now. And glowering at people only makes you look pissy, and even uglier than usual. What you need is a positive outlook - like Tara Reid. She gets her picture taken all the time, and when was the last time you saw her with anything but a smile on her face? Of course, it's a drunken grin, but still, it's a grin. So, there's your solution Keira - lots of alcohol. Then maybe you won't be such a stroppy cow (who dresses like a senile old woman).
