Paris Pelted In Vienna

Paris Hilton is not only reviled in America - there are a lot of people in Vienna who don't care for the publicity-grubbing harlot either. Paris found this out, the hard way, when she made an appearance at a shopping mall the day of the big Viennese Opera Ball. Yes, there were plenty of adoring fans there, but there were lots of Paris-haters too, and they were happy to make their presence known - by pelting Hilton with cigarette packs and lipsticks. But Paris, in her usual oblivious way, took the whole thing in stride, saying to the throng, "Hello everybody, it's so good to see you. Happy late Valentine's Day!" before being shuffled away by security. Afterward, Paris declared the incident was "no big deal."

Of course, Paris is not unfamiliar with the experience of being hit with stuff. We all remember the time she got nailed in the face by a hunk of ice:


And there have been other incidents too. Like the time she was struck by a pack of Camels:


Keep smiling Paris. Of course, a little cigarette pack doesn't hurt much (unless you catch the corner just right). This anvil, however:

Now that had to smart. Of course, Paris, always graceful, just kept on about her business.

Oh, and it isn't only people who hate Paris - animals are sick of her too. Like the squid that tried to kill her that one time:

Thankfully Paris wasn't hurt. The squid, however, died eight months later in a VD clinic.

The flinging incidents haven't all been so vicious of course. Some have been rather light-hearted:

Don't worry, it's fake. Flinging real dog-poo - now that would be gross.

Oh, and by the way - Indians don't like Paris either:

That could have been dangerous. But not nearly as dangerous as a knife-wielding Herve Villechaize:

Who threw Tattoo? That ain't right, man.