"So I'm like, 'Hey man, what's your problem?' and he's like, 'You totally puked on me,' and I'm like, 'I did not you lying sack of shit,' and he's like, 'How did my shirt get all covered in puke then?' and I'm like, 'You must've puked on it yourself,' and he's like, 'You lying bitch, you puked on it,' and I'm like, 'I totally did not, you are such a liar,' and he's like, 'You totally did,' and I'm like, 'Did not,' and he's like, 'You kind of turn me on,' and I'm like, 'Yeah,' and so we did it and, like, he totally lied about me puking on him and don't you think that's sick?"
"One foot in front of the other... That's how we walk without falling on the ground..."
"She did what to her hair? That's so fucked-up..."
"So I'm like, 'Hey man, what's your problem?' and he's like, 'You totally puked on me,' and I'm like, 'I did not you lying sack of shit,' and he's like, 'How did my shirt get all covered in puke then?' and I'm like, 'You must've puked on it yourself,' and he's like, 'You lying bitch, you puked on it,' and I'm like, 'I totally did not, you are such a liar,' and he's like, 'You totally did,' and I'm like, 'Did not,' and he's like, 'You kind of turn me on,' and I'm like, 'Yeah,' and so we did it and, like, he totally lied about me puking on him and don't you think that's sick?"
"One foot in front of the other... That's how we walk without falling on the ground..."
"She did what to her hair? That's so fucked-up..."
