Pretty much the entire human race has lined up to take shots at Britney Spears. The latest has come from The Humane Society of the United States, which is taking Britney to task for shelling out $3,000 for a Yorkshire Terrier puppy at a pet store this weekend. The Humane Society doesn't think rich dummies like Britney should be buying dogs impulsively - why, because they're going to get tired of them once they grow up and neglect them and wind up tying them to a tree out in the middle of the woods? Oh yeah, that's probably why. Also, the Human Society thinks Britney sets a bad example by supporting what they call "puppy factories," breeders who churn out so-called "designer puppies" in huge numbers. I think this is a bit unfair though - this is Britney we're talking about; it's not like anyone should expect her to think at all before she does anything. Probably she was just feeling a little lonely - I guess she hadn't been fucked in like fifteen minutes - and decided to pick up a new friend. Perfectly innocent. However, if the Humane Society did want to look into something, they might start with Britney's rather unorthodox way of toting her new little canine buddy:
Britney's pure white-trash - meaning she doesn't feel comfortable rolling with anything less than ten dogs. If your house doesn't always sound like a kennel at feeding time, you are just not a hillbilly.
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