Thursday, July 5, 2007

Diddy's Woman Packs Up And Leaves



"Rapper" Sean Combs can say goodbye to his girlfriend Kim Porter, who has reportedly moved out of his apartment. No reason has been given for Porter's decision to apparently end her long-standing relationship with Diddy, other than the usual "insider" jive (via Page 6):

Kim is in Louisiana filming a movie right now, and when it's done she's moving to L.A. ... She is focusing on her career as a model and actress and raising her children. [She and Sean] are the best of friends, but they just can't be together right now.

I don't need to be an insider to know that Kim and Sean are decidedly not the best of friends. Not if she moved out of his place about ten minutes after every tab in Britain was reporting that Diddy had been stroking Sienna Miller. I'm guessing unpleasant words have been exchanged between them, including but not limited to such phrases as "go back to your honky-ass piece of poon," and "tell it to that scrawny little piece of limey tail you're always licking on you slimy hunk of no-talent shit." Not very friendly.

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