The fairy-tale romance between Jennifer Aniston and cokehead male model Paul Sculfor has come to an abrupt and unceremonious end. Those in the know say Sculfor was tired of the constant media attention - which is sort of funny because I don't remember ever seeing that many pictures of him, certainly not with Jen, nor do I recall hearing that many stories except the usual stuff about them going out to restaurants. Maybe Sculfor was just using that as an excuse to slink away? Hmm - looks like Jen chased off another one. Be hilarious if we now saw pics of Sculfor doing it with some chick who looks just like Angelina Jolie, wouldn't it?
Meanwhile, Star Magazine reports that Brad Pitt plans on sneaking Shiloh away from her mother Angelina so that the nipper can finally meet Jennifer. Apparently, Brad floated the idea for this meeting to Angelina, but was met with a shrill "fuck no." It sounds like the usual made-up tabloid bullshit, but there was one quote from a source that made me snicker:
Angie would rather Brad leave things where they are. She doesn't give a hoot about Jen or her feelings. But Brad does what Brad wants.
What? You mean Brad has a pair after all? Why then does the story say he is planning a "secret lunch" with Jennifer? If he's really such a manly man, why wouldn't he just tell Angelina where to get off, pick Shiloh up and take her out to meet Jennifer? Why is it such a big deal for Brad to introduce his own little daughter to his ex-wife whom he obviously still has a friendly relationship with? God Angelina - what a monster you are. Get over your sick deranged jealousy and let Shiloh meet Jen. What, are you afraid Shiloh will throw her arms around Jen and scream, "Mommy, mommy, take me away from the bad lady?" Why would you even care? You obviously don't really want her anyway - she hasn't suffered enough to suit you. A few more years with you and she will have suffered enough, though.
(source 1; source 2)
