Flabby rock-star-kid Kelly Osbourne has found herself a piece of man-meat to play with. His name is Jarrod Gorbel, and he's the singer for a prissy band called The Honorary Title (I'd check out some of their music but I'm not into nausea this early in the morning). Here's a picture of Jarrod for the curious:
Kinda cute I guess - in that sensitive rock singer tattooed former squirrel-strangler sort of way. You know, one of these guys who go around projecting vulnerability, and underneath they're all just whining egomaniacal shit-monkeys. I'm sure Kelly will be happy with him. I'm betting Thanksgiving dinners will be great - Jarrod munching on his curds while Ozzy sits propped in his chair drooling into his mashed potatoes, Sharon rests on the couch after downing several Valium and Kelly and Jack crouch in their favorite corner of the attic playing show me your naughty bits.
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