Lindsay Lohan was supposed to throw a huge 21st birthday blow-out at PURE - then her DUI arrest happened, and prudence dictated a more low-key, relatively decadence-free affair. The party ended up being held at a Malibu beach house - great excuse for sober Lindz to parade around in a bathing suit. Reportedly, Calum Best and Samantha Ronson were both in attendance. Has Lindsay not yet figured out that those two pieces of shit are just playing her? Guess there's no rehab for stupid.
Oh Lindsay - taking pictures of the paps. You are such an ironist. Really. Stop it - it's not clever. It's dumb.
By the way, here's a pic of the paps on the beach:
I know we bloggers depend on these guys for a lot of our material, but still - seeing a scene like this can't help but make me want to puke. Somehow I have to reconcile my disgust with my need for pictures to riff about.
There - that was easy.
More Lindsay party pics:
Real camera or fake camera with liquor hidden inside? You be the judge.
