Monday, July 16, 2007

Mel Gibson Is Committed To Sobriety


Mel Gibson has been hanging around in Costa Rica a lot - he's even bought a mansion there, and has been kissing official ass and promising to give money to the natives. This is what you do when you're a big star who's been shamed in America - you find some backward banana-sucking country and spread a bunch of money around and turn yourself into a little pseudo-nobleman. Mel will probably start calling himself Senor Mel now, and will go around with a monkey on his shoulder, and have little brown native boys fanning him with palm fronds. And he'll have tons of native girls at his disposal. Down there they don't care if he's a drunk anti-Semite.

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