Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Michael Jackson Moving To Virginia; Is Probably Dying
Michael Jackson never does anything that makes any particular sense - so it should be no surprise to hear that the looney pop-star has suddenly decided to pack up everything he owns and move into a rental house in Virginia.
Those who thought Michael was keen to live in Las Vegas may be shocked to hear this. Apparently, however, the whole Las Vegas thing - which was supposed to include Michael getting back on-stage again - has fallen through. This follows the general pattern of Michael's recent life, which amounts to one failure after another, interspersed with the occasional lawsuit. Now, Michael's family is said to be deeply concerned about his health - and speculation is that Michael is moving to Virginia partly to get away from their nagging.
But just how bad is Michael's health situation? According to Fox's Roger Friedman, the freak was asked to participate at the recent BET awards, but his flack Raymone Cain told producers he was not well enough to appear. Rumors have been swirling that the child-molesting creep has come down with some kind of fatal illness. Kind of hard to tell just by looking at him - dude hasn't looked all right since about 1986.
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