Pamela Anderson keeps having birthday parties. Maybe she figures if she celebrates being 40 enough times she will actually be only 40. - Agent Bedhead
Baseballer Alex Rodriguez's wife wore a shirt with something naughty on it to a game. The people behind her were apparently angry about it. Well, at least it kept them awake. - A Socialite's Life
Debra Messing eats something funky. At least her thumb appears to be working now. - Gabby Babble
Lauryn Hill has gone funny in the head. I mean even funnier than when she shaved her head and quit music. She's got hair again - too much now. - I'm Bringing Blogging Back
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart took some sexy pictures on vacation. Now we all get to look at them. Ain't the web grand? - Just Jared
Flava Flav is going to be roasted by Comedy Central. The luminaries scheduled to participate include Carrot Top, Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg. It might just be funny - if you're stoned. - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
